DIVA DEVISTATION !!!!

It was 2 local Dizzy punter, Angie (27) and Trev (42) who scooped the best seats in the house at the MTV Europe Music Awards 2003, glittering affair. Click for more information


Carter & Herriot as seen after the gig on Leith Walk


But, at the post-bash party when Christine Aguilara, Pink, Dido and Beyonce pictured above, were informed that there would be no more Corned Beef recipes feature on Dizzies web site because web wizard W.Elliot (24) had been expelled from Dizzies Magic Karaoke Kingdom, the dynamic divas saw red.
They instantly organised a demo outside the Ocean Terminal venue in Leith and began a huge protest march. "Corned Beef placards could be seen for miles" said one innocent bystander.
In response to this gesture, the web wizard decided to upload one more corned beef handy hint onto the now World Famous Dizzies web site. Click here for info





Photograph by Norrie Watkins

IT'S OFFICIAL TREVOR JOINS GANG OF GREYS!!
After a successful 50th birthday bash in May, web master, extrodinaire, Trevor.C has recently been taken on as trainee, apprentice, pensioner.
He was welcomed onboard by the chairman the "gang of grey's" (GoG) Joe (465), but president and founder member, Gus (465) explained to us that.....
"He was not sure that Trevor, the mutton heeded c * * t, should become a member of the GOG's team"
At their first outing together to the Alhambra bar on Leith Walk, the boulavard of broken dreams, both of the elders ended up, after a "skinfull", rolling on top of each other on the bar floor, like a pair of 3 year old neds. Trevor stepped in and sent Gus hame and put Joe on the bus.
The "greys" are currently rehearsing their new side-splitting comedy routine, "A Hindenberg of Ballons" for their much awaited performance at the European MTV Awards, to be held doon the shore in the autumn.
We will bring you all the latest breaking news as we receive it.


BREAKING NEWS...KYLIE HITS LEITH STREETS (LITERALLY)