WELCOME,
TO MY
HUMBLE HOSIENDA?
On Friday night all hell broke loose when Dizzies lounge bar became infested with rodents. Drinks were knocked over and tables tumbled as pensioners tried to mount them in fear. It wasn't a pretty site.

But all was revieled later when it was discovered only to be landlady Sharon (23) promoting her new album"STEAMY WIDOWS"

Editors Note Another Dizzies classic no doubt!!