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(Update: March 4, 2003) After a visit to a local hostelry, "Yo Dorothy's", the New Zealand police confirmed that missing Page 3 model "THEE KERRY BOGLE", has been taken into custody after quantities of stolen Lidl's corned beef were found at her home along with a bootleg copy of Orlando's smash hit CD "Destination Imagination". An officer from the Leeth Poleeth was flying out to N.Z. to question the mathmatical maiden who is expected to have sobered up by the time of his arrival. Orlando is reportedly feeling the pressure of the Aussie Sheila's Absinth fuelled aeronautics and was not available for comment from their Carribean hideaway. | 
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PAGE 3 MODEL DISSAPPEARS! (Breaking story: Feb 26, 2003) Top page 3 model, Kerry Bogle, a one time regular in Dizzies Lounge Bar, has seemed to have dissappeared off the face of the planet. Last seen in October 1992, Mz Bogle (24) went to the shops for a bottle of cider, her favourite tipple and has never been seen since. But, our intrepid Worldwide investigator in the southern hemisphere has reported that she is masquarading as a, get this, a Maths teacher in Onehunga High in New Zealand. Editors Note You'll never get away with it babe. If Mz Bogle gets to read this article, all we can say to her is "you can run, but you can hide Kerry, it's your round, so get back to your favourite lounge bar quick. |